Quote of the Day by John J Sullivan

Nolan Bushnell

2008-05-12T01:19:00.000-07:00

Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does something about it that makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

William Makepeace Thackeray

2008-05-11T02:56:00.001-07:00

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Oscar Levant

2008-05-10T05:07:00.000-07:00

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
- Oscar Levant

e e cummings

2008-05-09T03:26:00.000-07:00

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings (1894 - 1962)

Robert Frost

2008-05-08T04:14:00.001-07:00

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.
- Robert Frost

P. J. O'Rourke

2008-05-07T02:29:00.000-07:00

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Woody Allen

2008-05-06T03:49:00.000-07:00

My parents stayed together for forty years - out of spite.
- Woody Allen

George Bernard Shaw

2008-05-05T04:03:00.001-07:00

Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?
- George Bernard Shaw

Neil Simon

2008-05-04T02:08:00.000-07:00

"I don't know, what's the record?" Answer to the question: "How horny can you get?
- Neil Simon

Jack Handey

2008-05-03T03:07:00.001-07:00

My favorite uncle was Uncle Caveman. We called him that because he lived in a cave and every once in a while he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
- Jack Handey

Ayn Rand

2008-05-02T02:51:00.001-07:00

They were majoring in two subjects: physics and philosophy. Their choice amazed everybody but me: modern thinkers considered it unnecessary to perceive reality, and modern physicists considered it unnecessary to think. I knew better; what amazed me was that these children knew it, too.
- Ayn Rand

Mark Twain

2008-05-01T02:50:00.001-07:00

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
- Mark Twain

Lenny Bruce

2008-04-30T01:09:00.001-07:00

The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.
- Lenny Bruce

Meg Singer

2008-04-29T01:27:00.002-07:00

Why make something simple when you can make it complicated?
- Meg Singer

Woody Allen

2008-04-28T05:18:00.001-07:00

A Bay Area bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of his desires.
- Woody Allen

Martina Sullivan

2008-04-27T02:42:00.000-07:00

Don't say or write something you don't want published or repeated.
- Martina Sullivan

Mohandas Gandhi

2008-04-26T01:12:00.001-07:00

I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas Gandhi

Norman Mailer

2008-04-25T00:59:00.001-07:00

I've made an ass out of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.

- Norman Mailer

Philippos

2008-04-24T01:48:00.001-07:00

"Not everything has to mean something."
- Philippos

Le Thu Sullivan

2008-04-23T04:39:00.000-07:00

Hold me but don't TOUCH me.
- Le Thu Sullivan

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

2008-04-22T04:08:00.000-07:00

"What is my life if I am no longer useful to others."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

John Sullivan

2008-04-21T03:27:00.001-07:00

I moved to Arizona to get used to the heat - for when I die!

- John Sullivan

Oscar Wilde

2008-04-20T04:52:00.000-07:00

"The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic."

- Oscar Wilde

Chuck Palahniuk

2008-04-19T03:55:00.000-07:00

"The best way to waste your life, ... is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate."

- Chuck Palahniuk

Lewis Carroll

2008-04-18T02:36:00.001-07:00

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

- Lewis Carroll