Nolan Bushnell

Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does something about it that makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

William Makepeace Thackeray

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Oscar Levant

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
- Oscar Levant

e e cummings

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings (1894 - 1962)

Robert Frost

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.
- Robert Frost

P. J. O'Rourke

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Woody Allen

My parents stayed together for forty years - out of spite.
- Woody Allen

George Bernard Shaw

Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?
- George Bernard Shaw

Neil Simon

"I don't know, what's the record?" Answer to the question: "How horny can you get?
- Neil Simon

Jack Handey

My favorite uncle was Uncle Caveman. We called him that because he lived in a cave and every once in a while he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
- Jack Handey

Ayn Rand

They were majoring in two subjects: physics and philosophy. Their choice amazed everybody but me: modern thinkers considered it unnecessary to perceive reality, and modern physicists considered it unnecessary to think. I knew better; what amazed me was that these children knew it, too.
- Ayn Rand

Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
- Mark Twain